Reasons NOT to go out on Black Friday



1. There are WAY too many obnoxious people out that day.

2. Two words: limited stock.

3. How do the staff feel about going to work at 3:30AM? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know!

 

4.  There are HUGE crowds of obnoxious people out that day.

5. Have you been watching the price of that product? A lot of the prices aren’t really that great.  

6. There are great deals online too.

7.  If I lay down on the floor on any weekday, several preschoolers will gladly trample me, I don’t need to go to Toys R Us for that.

8. I don't believe in fighting for a parking spot. If there aren't enough for everyone, then there are WAY too many obnoxious people in that store already.

9. The people of America already have too much stuff. Our houses are overflowing with stuff. Here's a novel idea: Lets spend more then one day being thankful for what we have before beating each other up for more.

10. There's not enough coffee or happy pills in the WORLD to make me able to deal with that many obnoxious people